Weed scrounging defined.

Weed scrounging: It's where you are forced to resort to going through all of your your old or new marijuana containers to find at least one hit you can use to make the night a little more enjoyable. Maybe your dealer can't deliver tonight. Or maybe he's on vacation. So here you are holding empty plastic bags up to the light to see if there's even the slightest bit of pot in it. Anything that's green and contains the beloved THC. Whatever the reason is to make you resort to weed scrounging, this is The Herb wishing you luck and I hope that whatever you find is just enough to get you high!

Pipes and pipes!

A collection of snapshots of the new hardware I bought for smoking weed with. My pipe is on the left

4/20, my new favorite holiday.

I submitted a blog entry earlier today explaining that I would spent the most of this day while high. Pretty much the whole day. I smoked a bowl by myself then went on my way to see what kind of adventure the day had in store. A good friend of mine dropped by and we were off to have a little roadie (a joyride involving pot smoking while driving or as a passenger) and the things we saw were quite interesting if I do say so. I had to swing by the bank and on my way to the bank we saw some kind Muslim wearing a towel on his head. I waved to him but he gave no reply. After picking up some cash from the bank I took a sharp right and saw a man distributing hate papers. "IMPEACH OBAMA" the sign read. Under the caption was a picture of Obama with a Hitler mustache. It remembered it was Hitler's birthday today. Don't ask how I know that. My friend and I couldn't believe someone would sit at the curb distributing such business. A cop had pulled up on him, what he said to him I do not know. But I turned around after the cop left and my friend stuck his head out the window and demanded the man to state his business. He gave us a brochure the title said something like "The Devil in Your Laptop" or some shit. We chuckled and kept driving. I think people who are gonna knock Obama should just chill out. We are living under a capitalist economy that rules and dominates the typical American life, health care bills and computer conspiracy will get you nowhere until someone finds out that capitalism folds under through constant practice, that's just how it is. No matter what president would be governing America now can't fix any financial problems until we eliminate the banks control over everything these days. But I digress. Our next stop was at a girl I've recently been hanging around with. On the way there I saw a hot sexy car, a Lamborghini Murcielago, one of my all time favorite looking cars! We stopped by her place and smoked but we couldn't stay long so we were onto our next item on the agenda, go to local favorite head shop and buy a new pipe. On our drive there we realized it was almost 4/20 and we weren't smoking ganja. Well we quickly packed a small bowl while on the road and lit that shit up at 4:20 PM on the dot. The alternative radio station was playing a special announcement "Attention listeners, it will be 4:20 PM at the tone -BEEP" I took another drag as the radio started to play "One Love" by Bob Marley. I felt classy smokin' weed at 4:20 on 4/20 while listening to some 4/20 jams. I looked in the rear view mirror only to see a cop driving at my right side a couple cars back. "Shit!" was my instant reaction- did he see me? WAS I GOING TO BE PULLED OVER? But no. The gods blessed me with some of that good fortune today. Perhaps my position in the universe was that of great luck. Could it be the hands of the Divine at work? The driver in front of me had just cut me off. I had to slam on my brakes. The cop had noticed the other driver's mistake and began to follow him as he turned off to another street. He might've been pulled over but I didn't look back. I knew I was safe for the time being. We had arrived at the head shop at around quarter to 5 and stepped inside. I wanted to by a small piece I could keep with me. I am a regular at this particular shop so I chatted with the shop owner about the great deals they had today (very high the whole time I might add). All glass pipes were 50% off. I was quite excited about the tremendous deal and went right ahead and bought one of the coolest, most expensive pipes there! It was originally $350 but after 50% off I bought this beast of a pipe for $175!!! It's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever seen. I'll definitely be smoking some of that great green tonight! My buddy got an even more expensive pipe and it looks equal amazing as mine! His is a bubble so it'll give real refreshing rips. I can't wait to try it! After dropping my friend off at his car, I arrived home at my parents to find that my mother had made delicious taco fixings for "Taco Tuesday" What a great surprise! After eating the fuck out some bomb tacos, I smoked a cigarette and wrote about my day in a blog. What did you do today?

Hello and welcome to my mind.

It is a beautiful sun shiny day this particular Tuesday, April 20th, 2010. Hello and welcome to my new blog. This is my first post so I think I'll take this time to tell you a little about myself. In this place I am known as Theodore Herbert Kerby, I am a 20-year-old Romantic struggling to live a peaceful life in this chaotic time and place known as America in the 21st century. I came here to express some of my own observations about life and to add my philosophical viewpoints on any given subject. Writing is not the only thing I'm good at, I also produce erotic artwork as an amateur artist trying to find my calling. My artwork contains suggestive content ranging from mild nudity to hardcore penetration. In this blog I plan on submitting all kinds of things, everything from my art pieces to recent experiences I've had in my life. The content of this blog is targeted to towards mature audiences; drugs, sex, and politics will be discussed so please keep your children away from this page. If your an angry mother and are offended by the content here, this is why I set the mature content disclaimer upon entrance to the blog.
Now that you know what your getting into upon reading and following this blog, I will start by saying today I plan on being very high. In marijuana counterculture, today is known as 4/20, national weed smoking day. I had hoped to find more mid-quality ganja to make brownies with but I haven't had much luck so far. What I do have is some high-quality marijuana otherwise known as "Dank" to smoke and enjoy all day into the night. Tomorrow, I am seeing a concert by one of my all time favorite music groups, The Flaming Lips. Drugs is what I want to enjoy the show but if I can't find any, I'm sure I'll still have a good time. Of coarse I'll write about any interesting experiences I may encounter during the show, until then I really can't think of posting anything else for this first blog entry. This is my first blog, so I hope it works out and I hope you all enjoy! Please feel free to leave comments at the bottom, I enjoy feedback from fellow fans.