withinyouwithoutyou

we were talking
about the space between us all
and the people
who hide themselves behind a wall
of illusion
never glimpse the truth
then it's far too late
when they pass away

we were talking
about the love we all could share
when we find it
to try our best to hold it there
with our love, with our love
we could save the world, if they only knew

try to realize it's all within yourself
no one else can make you change
and to see you're really only very small
and life flows on within you and without you

we were talking
about the love that's gone so cold
and the people
who gain the world and lose their soul
they don't know
they can't see
are you one of them

when you've seen beyond yourself
then you may find, peace of mind is waiting there
and the time will come when you see we're all one
and life flows on within you and without you

Monday, January 30, 2012

Walking in the Air / Night Wish

We're walking in the air. We're floating in the moonlit sky. The people far below are sleeping as we fly.

Hello again ladies and gents, it's about that time when I write about the new, the now, and the why. First of all I highly encourage people to discover the power of reading, specifically a book that has grown to be a new source of inspiration for me called The Museum of Lost Wonder by Jeff Hoke (check out the website at http://www.lostwonder.org/). My father gave me this book as a Christmas present and now you too can become inspired, shocked, and even get lost in this wonderful book filled with interesting facts and hand-drawn illustrations walking you through a fictitious metaphorical museum known as The Museum of Lost Wonder. There are eight or so exhibits that start with the known theories of how the universe began and why it is the way it is now. Each chapter takes you deeper into the book with an apparent theme behind each chapter/room in the museum, you can get a look at the history of museums and their importance over time. Finally the book deals with yourself in this world and where you can take yourself in a new philosophical direction for others to observe and reflect upon. I encourage anyone with an open mind to check this book out!

That being said, I have been disciplining myself both mentally and physically over the past month to rid myself of any sluggish, corrupted habits I have that sit along the edge of my subconscious and suck the life out of me when I'm stressed or fatigued. This is why I have taken up kickboxing at a very intense martial arts gym/dojo. I used to be in Karate a long time ago and since then I have been smoking herb and living a pretty lazy lifestyle which has caused some flab to accumulate over my midsection for the past few years. Well not anymore, after 6 months of kickboxing training I predict my body will be rather toned, more alert and energetic then I am now. I feel in order to attain mental clarity and peace of mind, it must start with the body. After the body has been exhausted of the excess body fat and cancers, the muscle begins forming and it will be easy to exercise my brain, the most important muscle. Body, mind, and lastly, the spirit. These are the steps I am beginning to follow to transform this human vessel into a righteous disciplined man, no loner afraid or hesitant to take action in my own personal life. For now I'm still a boy trying to be a man. In order to become a man, the boy must die.

I bet that sounded rather strange or inconsistent like it was written by a boy who talks the talk and does not walk the walk. That's ok, these are just personal goals of mine I felt needed to be expressed one way or another. Moving on to recent events in my life, I feel I must record the overwhelming sensation of joy I had recently encountered at club called Envi. This wasn't your ordinary kind of bar, the place was a high class sophisticated club filled with bright lights, interesting artwork, unique architecture and three floors of V.I.P. to wrap your head around. Exclusively high status. I came in there with causal dress shoes, black pants and salmon/pink collared shirt looking dapper and more stylish then I usually would on a Friday night. You couldn't get into the club wearing sneakers or hats and your attire better have class, swag was in full effect. I mean I almost was ODing on the swag upon my entry. I made it to the bathroom, did my business and tried to loosen up so I can interact with these fine ladies and gentlemen. Finally I calmed down and remembered my purpose for being there in the first place was to help out my cousin and DJ friend set up for the night's musical entertainment. I began to get my drink on, first a gin and tonic and from then on, Corona after corona as they went down like some kind of $5 lemon lime candy. With the equipment set up and the music on blast we were all set to go but no one was dancing! Eventually I took it upon myself stir up the dance floor after a few beers down. The climax of the evening was when I surprised even myself with dance moves I never knew I had. After a round of dancing, I set the standard for the dance floor and stopped for a breather. I felt like I had for that night only stepped into a new and improved world. I left my old self in the car and danced among the wealthy stars and interacted with dragons! "Tonight I am high status!" I kept thinking and for a moment I thought "This is the life!" A place $5 is no longer 5 McDoubles on the dollar menu, but 50 cents for a lemon lime candy (Corona). What do I mean? Well I'm trying to get at where outside my old self might find $5 to have true value for food or whatever else but here $5 ain't shit. That's the kind of feeling I had where the struggle for scraping by for food and water had no meaning but now I can rest and do some quality high class relaxing where other high class people were also enjoying fine living. I guess you could say I was envious of the lifestyle some of these people had even if they're not actually rich, famous, or dragons. Tonight they all were celebrities and so was I. Also would like to comment on the staff being very helpful and stylish. Girls were cute, guys were dapper. Everyone was just filled with character. After I left the club, I brought with me a new feeling, a new memory which stuck with me even through the following work days until now when I spilled it all over the keyboard in this blog which I hope you are, whoever you are, found amusing and motivational to some extent. Now here's some goofy pictures I would like to include to provide further amusement and provoke thought.






Also check out my new Tumblr at Grand Theft Awesome

Friday, November 4, 2011

Trick or Treat

I found myself tending to the kids trick-or-treating on Halloween. Wearing full scarface gear, scar, machine gun and everything. I'm playing San Andreas while listening to Odd future in my living room greeting any child at my doorstep with tricks and treats. I should include one slight detail: I'm tripping balls. Interacting with children has been proven to be both amusing and difficult. Amusing because most kids don't know who scarface is so I put on a cop hat and tell 'em I'm working' for da county sheriff's office. *wink/nudge* and I give me a flick of my wrist like Paul Muni in the 1932 scarface. The difficult part is when your forced to reason with these 12 year old rascals. They ask "trick or treat?" like they don't really know what their asking for. I, of coarse respond "treat!" and give them some candy while my hallucinating brain is still trying to grasp the "trick" aspect of the question. because they're a ton of tricks going on in my head. And who pulls tricks anymore these days? What if someone responded back to the kids like "TRICK!" then grabbed em and kidnapped em. That's what is really going on in my head while I'm telling kids to grab some candy and shit.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Summer Madness in Milwuakee


Alright so it's that time where I muster up enough effort to write a blog entry for the first time in a while. I'm The Herb Korbin, I'm currently spending time in the best city in America during the summertime. At least that's what I thought when I was trippin' on 3 hits of LSD seeing Girl Talk live at Summerfest, the largest music festival in Milwaukee fucking Wisconsin. As a fresh new 21 year old, it was a unique and enjoyable experience. I had a pocket full of cash, a couple girls to dance with and a head full of... oh my gahhhh... wha? After that, the following Tuesday, at Summerfest I snuck into the VIP balcony at Wiz Khalifa. I managed to smoke a joint during one of my favorite tracks under the radar of police watching over the grounds. Anyways the last day I went to Summerfest, I saw the best damn live performance provided by none other than THE FLAMING LIPS.
Although throughout most of Summerfest I was digesting a lot of mind altering substances, I managed to maintain a good healthy wallet during the whole experience by selling drugs and weed to friends before going out to party. I've been wasting hours of my life when I'm not working or wasting time under the effects of hallucinogens by playing Grand Theft Auto: Vice City on my computer, I'm trying to get to 100%.
I can't get past 99%... Now it's a week later and I'm a little broke after paying this months bills and I'm on day 3 of an MDMA binge. I got knocked off the right track when I lost my second job I was holdin' down when summer started and now I'm just cruising on the bad track, snortin' pour ecstasy because it feels good to get a little bad. There's a dark side of me and he's very hungry.
Sloppy seconds is my preference, except when I feed on the flesh of a pedestrian. What does the future hold? I'm two characters in my own story and the story hasn't even gotten to the climax...

Actions speak louder than words, let me try this shit...

DEAD.











Here's a few songs you can find on my personal summer playlist:


Windowlicker by Aphex Twin, it's the perfect song for MDMA...

Some of the best lyricism I've heard in rap music in years by Tyler the Creator, Odd Future GOLF WANG Kill Them All, bitch.

Silver Trembling Hands by The Flaming Lips, of coarse

Summer Wasting by Belle & Sebastian

A collection of great 80's jams off of the Vice City radio/soundtrack such as

Love My Way by The Psychedelic Furs

(Keep Feeling) Fascination by Human League

Sunglasses At Night by Corey Hart

Summer Madness by Kool & the Gang and

I Ran (So Far Away) by A Flock of Seagulls

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

4/21: The Day After

Protect your neck. Become a gangster. It's a mentality I have to get into if I ever want to get my name out there and make it BIG. It's a dog eat dog world and if somebody can't get their shit together and get some real business done now-a-days, they get canned! That's who it's always has been. Always will be too. Survival of the fittest. That's why I've been making somewhat of a change in the way I view this world. Used to be, I just would do what needed to be done, the bare-minimum and chose to smoke and sleep to relieve stress of doing the minimum. I was burying myself in a hole as everyone else was growing, learning, moving forward for better or for worse. I didn't have faith in applying my efforts towards any cause other than my personal belief of peace on earth. More like sleep on earth. I am working at restructuring a path to climb out of this hole I'm in and grow/go farther than most others have grown/gone. I must be the change I want to see in the world. Change a society with my image of a complete resource based economy. But I can't do it in the state my life is in right now. I'm picking myself up but I need a few essentials to get things started. First I'm going to RUN. Running is healthy for you and I'm really concerned about the overall health of the people in this country. I need to stay healthy, active, and eat right so I can avoid turning out like just another fat and lazy American. Run faster than the average man, it'll keep you one step ahead of everyone. Next, I need to get my DRIVE on lock down. Can't make the scene on time without the right wheels. Driving the Lambo is fun but I can't drive it all day everyday, it's more of a show-room car, don't want to wreck it in a collision or anything. Which is why I'm riding around in a piece of shit Saturn that is boring and plain. Like Sam Lawry's car that gets blown up by kids in Brazil. I think I'm gonna get a motorcycle, it's more fuel efficient and a lot more badass to be scene riding around in. I can score some serious character points if a ride a motorcycle, all fuckin' right?! Third is an important step. FIGHT for your rights. I'm done being a pussy dealing with this bull shit. Now I see the light, I've got to get up, stand up for my rights. I'll have you know that I am a black belt in Karate, it's just been quite a long time since I participated in any form of martial arts. Once I get my own crib in the city, I am for sure going to find a dojo and brush up on my fighting skills. Last but not least, actually the most important, COLLECT. Collect that paper, get cash money, and get paid. If all the other steps can't get me out of this hole, I know this one is a guarantee to get things sparking. Money, I hate it but I'm going to have to learn to put it as a top priority now and for times to come. That is if I want to make it BIG. I'll become a thief and outrun the law by foot or car. Maybe not, but I can certainly write about it, I hope. I mean the haven't taken freedom of speech away yet, right? Killin' pigs, G-snatchin' pussy, and stealing money. These are just thoughts I can type out freely like Eminem or any other rapper. Yes, I have been listening to the rap music lately. I'm totally 'bout to game up some Grand Theft Auto 3 and listen to Game Radio all day, shit! Then Afterward, I'm going to run around my block and break some serious sweat. Then I'll take a shit, shave, and shower and drive out to a bar and pick up a job as a bartender. I'll take drink orders but if you try to start shit in my bar, you'll have to fight me and trust me, you will lose. After cleaning up the bar and closing everything up, I'll collect that pay and count my tips. I'll put that cash in a jar in my room and save it until I have enough to get own place. Lookin' for me? I'm under the ground, dig me up.

Now then, here's some artwork and some other cool shit I felt like posting.









Thursday, January 20, 2011

Peace, Dude.

It ain't easy being Kerby. But someone's got to be able to bring clarity to this chaotic world. Nobody has time to look around and see the true value or natural order of things. They're all too busy fixing problems created by their own leaders. Everybody's always fighting to get to the top but me, I just want to smoke and chill. And I think everyone else should just smoke and chill as well. If everyone weren't always uptight and arguing over little things, we could finally give peace a chance. The way John Lennon wanted, not Vladimir Lenin or anyone else like him who thinks they know how the world should be run. Put your efforts into technology. Get rid of the money. Get rid of the government. Implement world peace. Let technology distribute the goods and necessities of life and survival. If we work together, we can find a way to harness the Earth's full power and potential. Maybe then we'll be set for space exploration. I guess it wouldn't hurt to smoke a few spliffs here and there either. Look, all I'm saying is give peace a chance. Yes I was high when I wrote this, 'cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit. It's only a northern song. Just remember that.

Now here's some cool pictures I did with a little help form my friend Photoshop, or as I like to call him, Shoop Dawg. The first one is my new "Herb Kerby" logo I've recently completed. You better not take my logo 'cause that shit's patented and I'll sue you. The other pictures are some other Shoops of me getting out of my Lambo C. after hot-boxing it and driving around the galaxy. Yeah, my car can take flight. It's got anti-gravity mods, so what? Don't ask me how I made it or how it works for that matter. I just fly around getting high with the vaporizer air-conditioning that circulates vaporized marijuana throughout the interior of my car. 400 a zip, that's what I'm on. Peace, dude.





Tuesday, January 4, 2011

But we've got the biggest balls of them all...

It was 2010. Then all of a sudden, it turned 2011. I was on the dance floor, dancin' on all these rave girls. I looked around and saw everyone else grindin' on each other listening to the beat and the bass as it takes us on an incredible journey. A spectrum of colors embraced the crowd of spectators. It smelled a bit like throw up from all those ravers who took it just a bit too far. My body was moving to the beat until sweat poured over my face. I had to splash my water over my face and chest and take a breath to cool down. The music was compiled and brought to my ears by an artist who calls himself Girl Talk. I was drugged much like how everyone else was. Can you guess what I took before seeing Girl Talk at Milwaukee's Rave on New Years 2011? I'll give you a hint, I was flippin'! Candy flipin' that is. If you don't know what that is well look it up, I don't want to be your personal Urban Dictionary, shit. And if your wondering how I felt, the answer is fan-motherfucking-tastic! I can't believe people narrow their options down to just one drug on new years eve; alcohol. Yeah, let's get drunk! No thanks, I'm good with all these hallucinogens I just ate! They make me feel great! And smart! And trippin' balls! And I had to go to work the next day and I felt just fine! I can only imagine how many people just felt like total shit on new years day... "Oh, I shouldn't have drinken all those jager-bombs with vodka chasers last night." Is what they might say "I should've just took a bunch of hard drugs like acid or ecstasy like The Herb Kerby did, maybe then I wouldn't have called in sick to work from being so hungover." I bet that's what you said on new years day...
I had special plans for that night. I planned well in advance to make sure I had one hell of a night on new years 2011. Drugs, check. Tickets, check. Cash, check. Phone, check. Marijuana, wait where is my weed? Oh shit, I forgot to bring joints and I'm already through the doors! Good thing my buddy came through in that department! You should have seen the great sigh of relieve I exhaled when I found out my good friend sneaked three spliffs into the club and then you should have seen the joyous face I had once I inhaled those spliffs. What a good night. I found myself dancing with a kind of f'ugly chick earlier in the night and my penis that was being dry rubbed through my pants was not enjoying the company. I later found a much more exquisite girl to dance with however, the dance was quite brief and I found myself dancing with no one at all after that. I can blame no one but myself. Nasty habits and awkward mishaps in the past have left me on the dance floor without a dance partner for a majority of the night. I didn't let it get me down, especially with all those chemicals I had running through my head. Maybe the next dance I go to, I'll have a hot little number to strut my stuff against. The question is, can that little lady handle this big brain of mine. Not to mention my other big brain I got in my pants. 'Cause I'm upper, upper class high society. God's gift to ballroom notoriety. And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small. The social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all...

Now here's some photographs, drawings, and shoopings to kick off the 2011 new year!




Monday, December 6, 2010

Under The Influence

Here I am listening to Eminem, the tracks you usually skip because you don't like the sound of someone killing their (murdered) wife, with a head full of acid and a pipe full of weed. I'm just a hooligan who's used to using hallucinogens. So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit, 'cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick. But I believe in the goodness of man; killing and exchanging gun fire is just all fun and games in this head. My words are like dagger with a jagged edge, it'll stab you in the head whether you a fag or lez or the homo-sex, hermaph, or a trans or vest? parent's address? Hate fags, the answer's yes. Homophobic? Nah, you just hetero-phobic. staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging. That's my motherfucking balls, you better let go of 'em they belong in MY SCROTUM, YOU'LL NEVER GET A HOLD OF 'EM! Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it so when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it. So I be disguised in it. And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I hide for 5 minutes. Come back, shoot the eye witness, fire at the private eye, hide the pride in my business? Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets. This fuckin' puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet. Just saying, I don't give a fuck right now because if I'm not an artist or a writer of some kind, I'll be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask.
I like to draw explicit adult material, but I also sharing my thoughts about human perversity, economic leadership, and governmental policies. All brought to you by a man influences by marijuana and lots of drugs. I call that man the "Herb" and that man is me. Some call marijuana a "gate-way" drug when in reality it's an eyeopener, a regular plant that happens to be caught in the wrong market at the wrong wrong time. A time when America has fucked itself over so hard, it's asking itself to repay it's own debts. An elite group of intelligent deviants has managed to infiltrate it's way into leading it's very own empire. No rules, no questions asked. These people are so clever they have convinced a massive amount of people, i.e. the American populace, to obey every word said on TV, news, and the radio. All "in the name of God." After all, in god we trust. You know what god is? I'm not talking about "the" God, the one they say is up there in the sky somewhere. I'm talking about the word "God" and the way people use it to control. Somehow, people reinforced laws that take away basic freedoms that humans should be allowed. I'm not trying to be sacrilegious and downgrade theism or any other creeds. I just think it's ridiculous how much a man named Jesus Christ is worshiped. Now I get it that a man who accomplishes a great deal of good and dies wrongfully should be remembered and praised for their good deeds but people believe this certain man could "walk on water" and "bring death back to life" now, we have a problem. I believe Jesus Christ was not a man, but rather a metaphor. The metaphor is for the sun. The sun shines on water at dawn, and brings life to plant life in the spring. The sun in the sky. Think about it, the word sun comes from son as in the son of god (the word god). Those are just old stories from 2000 years ago. The way I see it, in mid-evil times, people were told if you don't believe in god or the tales of Jesus Christ, you'll go to a terrible terrible place where you will be burned for eternity. This man is not so convinced. Life always comes to an end, who can really tell what happens to your mind, your memories, your "soul" after your body has come to an end. This man believes eternal life has everything to do with how you left your mark on this planet, Earth. If you were a good man, you will be praised and worshiped long after your death. If you are evil, people will remember the crimes you have committed. For some, they don't care for their sins they have committed during their mortal lives, but the evil that men do always lives on. Now more about god, I'm still talking about the word "god", I'll tell you when I'm talking about the real deal. I think of the word god like how George Carlin views God.
It's the greatest bull shit story ever told. We are humans here, people. I hope you are reading this because I'm talking about you people. YOU! I also hope you know the English language or aren't just passing through the internet searching for porn like I would be had it be any ordinary night. But tonight is not ordinary, is it? After all, St. Nick is supposed to leave you candy and shit tonight isn't he? Tonight you get to hear a word form this man who calls himself "herb." Well, on the internet anyways. Tonight the Herb, I'll stop talking in third person now, now now, tonight I have taken LSD and started blogging aimlessly for some kind of credit. I consider myself an agnostic. For all I know, aliens came here thousands or millions of years ago and implanted larger more intelligent brains in primates and have watched and research the way these primates acted, influenced, and have died under a number of given circumstances, i.e. natural selection, until we find ourselves in the predicament we are in today. The truth is out there. Everything you here of man preaching about this and that is just nonsense. Go you're own way, don't take any shit, and if you hear a celebrity trying to sell something to you, just ignore him. I'm getting a headache now, so good night. Maybe I'll discuss these matters later. Maybe I won't. Good night. Now, what do I think the world needs in our day and age? Love, it's all you need.

~theHERB