Trick or Treat

I found myself tending to the kids trick-or-treating on Halloween. Wearing full scarface gear, scar, machine gun and everything. I'm playing San Andreas while listening to Odd future in my living room greeting any child at my doorstep with tricks and treats. I should include one slight detail: I'm tripping balls. Interacting with children has been proven to be both amusing and difficult. Amusing because most kids don't know who scarface is so I put on a cop hat and tell 'em I'm working' for da county sheriff's office. *wink/nudge* and I give me a flick of my wrist like Paul Muni in the 1932 scarface. The difficult part is when your forced to reason with these 12 year old rascals. They ask "trick or treat?" like they don't really know what their asking for. I, of coarse respond "treat!" and give them some candy while my hallucinating brain is still trying to grasp the "trick" aspect of the question. because they're a ton of tricks going on in my head. And who pulls tricks anymore these days? What if someone responded back to the kids like "TRICK!" then grabbed em and kidnapped em. That's what is really going on in my head while I'm telling kids to grab some candy and shit.